Fishy
Fishy, fishyEverything's going to be fishy
Yeah!
Let's carry on with fishy, fishy
Life goes on with fishy, fishy
Let's carry on with fishy, fishy
Fishy, fishy
Let's carry on with fishy, fishy
Life goes on with fishy, fishy
Let's carry on with fishy, fishy
Fishy, fishy
So many beautiful faces, everywhere I look
But my eyes are stuck on you
My days are spent thinking about you
But how do I spend the nights?
I dream about you
It messed up my brain
I'm begging you I'm right down on my knees
Is there a vacancy for somebody like me?
Because I feel that you are my destiny
Is there a vacancy?
I am the best, you'll see
Because you're the one for me You're my destiny
Let's carry on with fishy, fishy
Life goes on with fishy, fishy
Let's carry on with fishy, fishy
Fishy, fishy
Let's carry on with fishy, fishy
Life goes on with fishy, fishy
Let's carry on with fishy, fishy
Fishy, fishy
No, no, no, you don't know me at all
It's great fun
I don't trust just anyone
It takes a lot for me to believe you
I dream about you
It messed up my brain
I'm begging you I'm right down on my knees
Is there a vacancy for somebody like me?
Because I feel that you are my destiny
Is there a vacancy?
I am the best you'll see
Because I feel that you are my destiny
I'm going to think about it
There's no doubt about it
You are a hunky funky chunky monkey
Say it loudly
It's Golmaal number two
Resung by Suzy Q
We are going to hear Anushka sing it too One last time, you sing it, girls
Fishy, fishyEverything's going to be fishy
So many beautiful faces, everywhere I look
But my eyes are stuck on you
My days are spent thinking about you
But how do I spend the nights?
I dream about you
It messed up my brain
I'm begging you I'm right down on my knees
Is there a vacancy for somebody like me?
Because I feel that you are my destiny
Is there a vacancy? I am the best, you'll see
Because I feel that you are my destiny
Let's carry on with golmaal, golmaal
Life goes on with golmaal, golmaal
Let's carry on with golmaal, golmaal
Golmaal, golmaal
Let's carry on with golmaal, golmaal
Life goes on with golmaal, golmaal
Let's carry on with golmaal, golmaal
Golmaal, golmaal
Happy anniversary.
Same to you.
How come you didn't brought up our anniversary last night?
You know that...
I watch Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi, Kuch Is Tarah, Kasamh Se.
And you can’t afford to miss them. Right?
-It's you who missed it. -What?
Where's my anniversary gift?
EKTA
You...
That must have hurt.
It hurt a little.
Your love acted as a painkiller.
Although it would have hurt a lot more had your name been Pushpanjali Laxmi.
Where's my gift?
Here you go, a scuba diving suit!
Since you're into fish importing and exporting business,
you should get a chance to explore the underwater world.
Get into it and let's go scuba diving!
No, you know I'm scared of the water.
Besides, the water is freezing!
Gopal, someone's drowning!
Gopal?
EKTA
So, was the water freezing or hot?
A guy pushed me into the water! I'm still looking for him...
You've really hurt me.
What the hell is this?
Is this why it didn't hurt?
It did hurt a lot in the start. I tried very hard, I swear.
But then, I stuck a sticker as it is the thought behind it that counts.
You stick a sticker instead of a tattoo, and then stick to a girl?
You will never change.
Ekta!
What a disaster!
Shut up!
I've had enough.
I've reached my boundary.
Not "boundary," sir. You've reached your "limit."
Look over there! What the hell is that?
Just like every bucket makes an ocean...
Sir, "Every drop makes an ocean!"
Similarly, every fish has been accountable
in making Golden Fisheries.
I heard that our company is experiencing a loss.
And it's all because you are all careless!
I'll soon be reduced to a pauper, all thanks to you!
I will be out of place nowhere at home everywhere!
No, sir, you're wrong.
You'll be out of place everywhere, at home nowhere.
Yes.
It was brought to my notice
that my old staff is stealing fish and lobsters.
Peter and Pali have started their own restaurant
called Prawns Corner! That's why I've decided...
No, sir. Please don't sell the company...
If that happens, what will happen to my text...
-Shut up, Mr. Subodh! -Subodh.
Is texting all you can think about?
I'm sure your entire salary is spent on sending texts.
-Absolutely. -So, what I was saying?
I'm going to fire the old staff and hire new people.
I will strictly hire vegetarians!
No fish-eaters, no fiascos.
-That is correct, sir. -That is correct.
But how can you hire inexperienced people...
No more discussions!
Gopal and you, start training fresh new talent.
I don't want any mistakes.
If the staff is fit, the company will be a hit.
And that applies to the three of you.
I hope you heard him, Gopal.
"The boss is always right."
I want the recruitment list by this evening.
Make it quick. And stay away from him.
Hey!
I hope you heard him.
"The boss is always right."
I want the list by this evening.
-You and your bloody text messages! -Hello! I prepare the list
while you party with girls!
-What loot? -Oh, come on!
You were trying to be David Hasselhoff of Baywatch!
-I'll get you! -Mummy!
-Who is in charge of the dock? -I am.
-Tell me. -I'm Inspector Madhavsingh Ghai.
And you are?
Everybody knows who I am. I'm Gopal Kumar Santoshi.
Nice meeting you.
According to our informers, besides exporting fish,
you're also into exporting cocaine and heroin.
It's profitable, but it's illegal.
-I think that it's your informers... -I see.
who are into dope.
You've received the wrong information. Please leave.
I will, after conducting a thorough search of the dock.
Do you have a search warrant?
Yes, show it to him.
-Sir... -Show it.
-Sir? -What?
I forgot to bring the warrant.
-I'm sorry, sir. -You idiot!
What do you think you're doing? Are you taking a stroll in the park?
-Come on, scoot! -Look, you can't misbehave...
I'll come back! Hey, who are you trying to kiss?
I'll be back with the warrant.
-Get out! -You be ready! Got it!
-Security! -Let's get out! Get inside, everybody.
-He's a psycho! -Let it go, sir. He's crazy. He's crazy.
Your hairstyle...
Oh, sweetie!
You know, there's a party tonight at Mrs. Buchhwala's.
Big celebrities are going to grace the event.
And like always, I want to look different.
Come on, sweetheart!
Lucky, do you know something?
I was once given a direct entry to the Miss India pageant.
Unfortunately, I got married before that.
My husband said that I don't need to join the Miss India pageant
because I'm different.
Lucky, your love interest just stepped out of the gym.
Wow, Lucky! She's giving you the look.
-Why don't you go and talk to her? -Yes, talk to her.
He's right. When she comes to know that you are dumb,
you will not stand a chance.
Lucky! The sparks are flying between the two of you,
but the smoke is rising from there.
Look over there.
Oh, my god! What have you done?
Wow! This hairstyle is called "Lucky's Burnt Look."
"Burnt Look"?
Yes, Burnt Look.
The Burnt Look will make people burn with envy!
-Oh, no! -Oh, yes! You look fabulous.
You really do.
I'm so pretty that I can carry off any hairstyle.
-What were you thinking? -You've ruined her hair.
Out! Out!
Promise
Don't worry, I'm there for you. Am I not?
Relax, hold my hand.
Relax, I'm there.
This moment is very lonely
Lucky, you're disturbing me.
What? Your brother-in-law needs a haircut?
Yes.
But he got one only last week, didn't he?
Gopal!
What's this nonsense?
It's called Power Yoga, baby.
Haven't you heard about it? It's in vogue.
Actually, my company's Managing Director sacked all unfit people from their jobs.
I have to stay fit, or else I will lose my job.
But why did you hire a female trainer?
Get out! Don't show me your face again.
-Hey, Ekta... -Mr. Gopal, one needs brains,
not brawn to keep their jobs.
Lucky, no haircut for him, or else I will cut your tongue.
The truth is you want to stay physically fit
because you want to increase the target rating point of your physical relations.
Lucky, come with me.
Sister-in-law, what's wrong?
Ask your brother.
Brother, what happened to her?
Soaps, extra-marital, target rating point.
They were right to have named her Ekta after the queen of TV soaps.
-Hey! -Shut up and cut my hair!
-I'll be back after some time. -Where are you going?
I'm going to go for coffee with a friend.
Esha, one can buy an entire coffee house
with the amount you've spent on drinking coffee with your friend.
Call him to come home.
I'll call him tomorrow.
Thank you!
Bye.
That's not possible, Jigna.
Our job is to export fish, crabs, and lobsters.
How will you work for us if you're cringing to touch them?
I'm a little touchy about these matters, sir.
You know, I'm a pure vegetarian, sir.
You'll have to do it, if you want the job.
Sister-in-law, what are you doing here?
I've brought some food for Gopal from his favorite restaurant.
I want to give him a surprise.
Okay, I'll help you.
-Touch it. -Please, sir! I can't do this.
Come on, Jigna. You won't listen to your boss.
You'll make me happy by touching it.
Come on, do one thing.
-Close your eyes and then feel it. -Sir!
-You'll be rid of your fear. -Okay.
Okay? Come on!
-How do you feel? -I feel ticklish.
I told you. There's no need to be scared.
Sir, if my fiancé finds out
that I am doing all these things in the office,
he'll break off the engagement.
Jigna, even I am a married man.
I would never want to create a rift in your marriage.
Let's try again tomorrow, with full confidence. Okay?
Okay, sir.
So, you were training her to catch a fish.
-Ekta! Yes, she needs the job... -Shut up!
You're following the footsteps of Mihir Virani and Mr. Walia.
-Who are these people? -Don't change the topic, Gopal.
How many more affairs do you have? Out with it!
-Is this what you do in office? -Ekta...
Do you have an affair with whoever you get your hands on?
-Why won't you listen... -You don't have an answer, do you?
-Tell me. -But I...
Now, I'll talk and you'll listen.
My confidence level has increased now.
I'll do a better job starting tomorrow.
Ekta! Ekta!
It looks like his surprise was way bigger than yours.
Your anger is 100% justified, but Sir Gopal is not a lecher.
Why, he only starts salivating at the sight of a girl!
Ekta, he is a saint by heart.
The way he lusts for women,
anyone would believe it was his first time.
You're very fortunate. He's a gem.
But these idiots fail to understand him.
They call him Gopal, the rascal.
Look, this is Kannupriya's message for Gopal, the rascal...
Ekta! Ekta!
Every moment is lonely
This is wrong, sir.
You're married, while I'm engaged.
The only relationship we can shareis that of a boss and his secretary.
Some things are not under one's control.
It's true that I'm a married man...
Jigna, you're the reason why I'm living.
But, sir, I'm just a secretary...
You're not just any secretary.
You're my personal secretary.
-This is Gopal's car. -Yes, it's his.
-This is Gopal's car. -Yes!
Gopal's car!
-But, sir, my fiancé... -Let him go to hell!
Okay. But what about your wife?
She must be glued to the idiot box,watching an idiotic soap.
So you see, she's already in hell!
What?
The car got a flat tire. I had to use the stepney.
Stepney? Is this the first time you're telling the truth?
-What do you mean? -Stephanie's figure is 36-24...
Why is the backseat strewn with rose petals?
Oh, god! I went to a colleague's funeral.
You're disgusting!
Making excuses of people dying to cover up your love affairs.
I'm only 15 minutes late.
What can I possibly do in 15 minutes?
-Tell her something. -You dare not utter a single word.
Shame on you, Gopal.
The whole world is condemning you.
Even the neighbors know your car's plate number.
They spotted you at Lover's Point with that witch.
You both couldn't get your hands off of each other.
-Witch? -People call you a rascal.
Rascal? Who called me a rascal?
-Subodh did. -Subodh! I'll get him.
I will kill him in such a way that...
-What's happening? -It's an everyday story. Come.
I'll shove him inside the deep freezer...
to rot with a ten-year-old Bombay duck for 20 years.
I'll seal him in an air-tight box
and release thousands of poisonous crabs over him.
I will not spare him so easily. I will...
What did you say?
-Yes, you do that to him. -Okay.
-You? -You?
-Yuck!
Wow! You both know each other.
I know this madman very well.
Come on, get out.
Why haven't you told me that you're a madman?
Esha, I don't care if you bring home a limp or a deaf-mute,
but I don't want another suspicious mad person lurking in the house.
Who exactly are you hinting at?
-Let me deal with him first. -What?
Get out, you psycho.
You're the one who was behaving like a psycho, not me.
-Let go off me! -Brother!
Why did you vent your anger on Mads?
Rascal!
Do you have to say anything?
The entire family seems mentally disturbed to me.
Don't worry, everything will be fine.
Get out!
-Come. -You fool!
You like to break people's homes, don't you?
-What did I do? -What did you tell my wife?
-That I'm a rascal? -You're a rascal.
Your father is a rascal, and so is your grandfather.
Leave me! Leave me!
-I won't spare you. -What happened to you?
What's happening? Let go off him, Gopal.
-Sir... -What is going on?
Sir, he likes destroying my family. I will not spare him.
-He's a cheap man. -I will not spare you.
-Let me talk to him. -Don't! Just call the cops.
-Fine, Yes. Relax, Subodh! -Call him.
He said he will break my finger.
I'll chop your fingers in front of the cops and feed them to the fish.
Enough is enough! Gopal, I'm talking to him. One minute.
You're forever after his life. You don't want to kill him, do you?
Come on, back to work, everybody. Why are you still standing there?
-You're nothing but a wife's pet! -Come on?
-He's scared of his wife. -Leave me!
He may boss around at work, but he's a mouse at home.
He's coming this way, sir.
You've come again?
They say that if you wish to bash up someone with a true heart,
the whole universe conspires to help you fulfill your wish.
Give me the search warrant, quick.
Search warrant!
Hey, did you tear a page of my joke book?
No, sir. You were right about him. He's a psycho.
-You stuffed face... -That's a good one.
Tell him that this warrant is for the ship, Sea Queen,
which is docked in Sri Lanka at the moment.
Read what's written there. This is Blue Ribbon.
-You fool! -Sir, please...
I want the file on the crab, not the fish.
Hello!
-Give it to Gopal. -Yes, ma'am.
-Excuse me, sir. A call for you. -Put it on speaker mode.
-Hello! -What's the program for today?
Back seat or front seat?
Ekta, don't start again.
It's you who started it off!
You forgot you were supposed to be home ten minutes ago, 7:30 sharp.
-Baby, calm down... -He's nothing but a wife's pet!
He's scared of his wife.
He may be the boss around at work,but he's a mouse at home.
Ekta, don't treat me like a daily soap
by expecting me to show up every day at sharp 7:30.
What are you looking at? Get back to work.
Let go off me! Help!
Don't touch me.
Let go off me.
Hello! What's going on?
-Rascal! -Oh, sorry!
-No! No, save me! -Sorry, I came to the wrong place.
-Hey! -Save me!
Are you hurt?
Oh, no!
What did you do to my car?
Help me.
My car broke down.
My car broke down too.
What shall we do now?
We will not get any taxis at this hour.
One of my friends owns a yacht in this area.
We could stay there for the night.
-No! -Esha!
-Leave me, Maddy. -Esha, wake up!
Aren't you bored of having coffee?
Esha!
-Esha! -Sister-in-law!
-What's wrong? -Gopal hasn't come home yet.
It's 1:00 a.m. and his mobile is switched off.
Why didn't you wake me up earlier?
Oh, God.
It looks like it's going to pour.
We could halt at the yacht for sometime, come.
Oh, god.
Please, come.
Would you like something?
No.
What do you mean?
Nothing, thank you.
Do you want to watch TV?
Oh, no!
What happened?
I'm scared of the dark.
Don't be. I'm with you.
What are you trying to say?
What? Someone shot Gopal?
-Brother! -I'm doomed!
That witch from his office had warned him about her fiancé.
I'm sure her fiancé shot him.
-How dare you flirt with my girl? -No, Hiren, don't hit him.
I will not spare you!
No, Hiren, don't hit him.
Ekta!
Oh, god, why did you have to take him so soon?
What kind of life is this?
Lucky, it's time you accept the fact that your brother-in-law is dead.
You must slowly come to terms with it.
Lucky, are you looking for Gopal's photo?
Is it to hang it on the wall?
I have a solo photograph of him.
Lucky, control yourself.
He's become speechless because of the trauma.
Whose dead body? I don't know of any dead body.
Gopal's dead body.
Yes! Gopal is dead.
I'm really sorry to hear that.
Where is his dead body?
It's you who brought the news of his death.
You should know where his dead body is.
Dead body? News? Are you mistaking me for a TV channel?
Lucky told me.
He told you? He peed in his pants when he saw me.
Lucky.
You murdered your brother-in-law!
No.
One minute. He's trying to say that Gopal is alive.
He didn't die.
But why are you on duty at 3:00 a.m.?
Why am I on duty at 3:00 a.m.?
You all have lost it.
Don't you remember it was you who called me home?
Oh, yes! Ekta had become so emotional.
But why hasn't brother returned home yet?
-Hello, sir? -Yes, tell me.
A dead body has been foundat Blue Cross Street.
A dead body?
Is it Gopal's?
No, sir, you are not that lucky.
The dead body is someone else's. But come soon, sir.
-Esha, it's an emergency. I have to go. -Bye!
-Wait, Inspector. -Bye.
What news have you got?
A dead body was found on Blue Cross Street.
Oh, no!
Brother!
Shut up! It's someone else's dead body.
Okay.
This is a crazy family!
Sir, it's a Psycho killer case.
His fingers have been chopped off.
The killer must have a fetish for fingers.
-That reminds me. Take his fingerprints. -Yes.
Send the body for postmortem, we need all the evidence possible.
Let's find the killer and bash him up!
This guy will not need a nail-cutter anymore, isn't that funny?
You still have not recovered from the shock.
Gopal will never come back again.
I'm no superwoman who can bring her husband back from the dead.
Lucky!
Look, brother's back!
My dear brother!
Are you all right?
Yes, I'm perfectly fine.
What's going on?
I was away for one night, and you people...
One night-stand! Oh, Lord, why me?
In which resort did you spend the eventful night?
On whose lap did you do the lap-dance?
Something very tragic took place last night.
Sure, spin a yarn!
Were going to tell me you were walking, when suddenly,
-you saw goons harassing a woman? -Yes.
Then you jumped in to rescue her
as your brotherly instinct suddenly came out alive.
-No, nothing of that sort happened. -Then what happened?
Last night, I was walking by the roads
when suddenly, out of nowhere, I saw a woman...
Ask for forgiveness, my son.
Remember, behind every successful man, there's a woman.
But behind every unsuccessful man, there are two, three, and many more.
Brother, who's this other woman?
Nobody!
Last night...
irritated by your zillion questions,
I switched off my mobile.
Later that night, I ran into an old school friend
who took me home.
We were so engrossed talking...
-Name? -Gopal.
Your friend's name!
Akbar... I mean, Anthony Gonsalves.
How come I've never heard of him before?
Me too. I mean, I had not heard from him in many years.
Where does he live?
-Drop it, sweetheart. -Address!
Tell me.
Macchi Lake, Dockyard lane, opposite Prawns Corner, Door No. 420.
Now excuse me, please.
Don't doubt someone
Forgive her, God. She believes him.
Bye.
Thanks, the selectors of Indian Idol were of the same opinion.
Well, actually, there's something I want to tell you...
Hear me out, first.
I want to say those three magic words
I love...
-What happened? Why are you screaming? -What?
Hi! I'm Daisy.
I have a friend named Sambo.
She needs a new haircut and a new look.
Could you give me an appointment for tomorrow, please?
-Why aren't you saying anything? -He can't! He's dumb.
-It's a temporary toothache problem. -Oh, I see!
He has a bad swelling too. Where was it again? The other side!
Lucky, I went to the courier office.
I've mailed Anthony Gonsalves on the address Gopal had specified.
If he truly exists, then there would be no problem.
But if he doesn't exist,
your brother-in-law is in deep shit.
Take it.
Gopal, where's the file of new recruitments?
Hasn't Subodh Behra given it to you?
-Gopal... -One minute.
Kishore, where's Subodh Behra?
Sir, he hasn't been coming to the office for the past two days.
He must be nursing his wounds. I'll have it sent right away, sir.
No problem, I'll be waiting.
What did you see?
-Ekta? -Yes!
What happened to her?
She wrote a letter to someone? To whom?
Anthony Gonsalves?
I don't have a friend by that name.
Lucky, you're misunderstanding me.
Actually, I was with a girl that night.
Lucky, you're misunderstanding me again.
Listen to me, first! Just hear me out.
That night, I saved a woman from the clutches of some goons.
Our cars broke down, so we had to spend the night at the yacht.
Now, if I say all this to your sister, would she believe me? No.
She will not ask for a divorce, she'll jump to commit suicide.
Do you want your sister to commit suicide?
Do you wish your parents to die of shock?
Do you wish to be orphaned?
If yes, then call her and tell her everything.
Forget it, I'll only tell her.
We'll do something.
Who will save us now?
May I come in, sir?
Come in.
I've come to apply for the post of Junior Manager.
I am Laxman Prasad Boss.
-Laxman Prasad? -Boss.
Do you know him?
No. Who is he?
He too was Laxman Prasad.
Was?
Now, he's in seventh heaven.
Anyway, sit. What are your qualifications?
Thank you, boss. Today, every Tom, Dick, and Harry
can boast of experience and qualification.
But I have the X factor that gives me the upper hand.
And what's that?
I have the solution to every problem.
Just name it, and I'm there.
Whether it's the problem of stolen fish from the dock, the cable dish TV problem,
or the toilet flush that needs repair, I am there.
Whether it's a clash of the corporate titans,
the great Bollywood scandal or problems with extramarital affairs,
I am there.
What was the last thing you said?
Whether it's problems with extramarital affairs,
I am there.
No.
I think you talk too much, rather showing.
Sir, all I ask is a chance to prove myself.
Tell me your problem, and I'll solve it for you.
-Okay, I have a friend -I see.
who lied to his wife that he spent the night
over at his friend Anthony Gonsalves' house.
But the truth was that he saved a woman's life,
and later, they spent the night together in a yacht.
Since the woman was a bit uncomfortable in the beginning,
he switched on the TV to distract her.
But a hot intimate scene flooded the TV screen.
The woman cringed
while you cringed even further.
-Me? -Yes, you.
You're talking about yourself, not your friend. Am I right?
Do you have a parrot?
What do you mean?
I mean, the parrot that predicts people's futures.
No, sir. I don't need a parrot to predict what must have happened.
After watching those intimate scenes,
you took a good look at the girl's geography,
subconsciously erasing the history with your wife.
Your body chemistry underwent a change,
drawing you physically very close towards her.
And then, a sensuous, seductive, sexy, and romantic duet filled the air.
Enough!
This was just an appetizer as you've already had the main course.
After all, horny men, who can stop the inevitable?
Right?
Oh, boss! You've turned the colour of your shirt.
Never mind, I'll take care of your wife.
-She has never seen Anthony, right? -Right.
She hasn't seen me either.
-Problem solved! -How's that?
From today onwards, I'm Anthony Gonsalves.
I'll tell your wife that you spent the night at my house.
Okay!
-Tell me something. -Yes?
I always thought you looked like a fool,
but I never knew that you actually were one.
Thank you, boss. All you've got to do is hire me.
My girlfriend's family will be happy and they'll let us get married.
-You don't have a parrot, do you? -No.
But I do. First, get me off the hook, only then I will hire you.
Tomorrow at 9:00 a.m.
Okay, boss.
Hey!
Houseboy!
Houseboy...
-Are you dumb? -Yes.
Tell your madam...
Look, houseboy...
Yes. Tell madam that Anthony Gonsalves is here.
Yes, that's what.
No, not Bhansali, Gonsalves!
I've mailed Anthony Gonsalveson the address Gopal specified.
I don't have a friend by that name.
Do you want your sister to commit suicide?
Do you wish your parents to die of shock?
Do you wish to be orphaned?
-Gonsalves! -Out! Out!
-I want to go in. -Out!
-Why are you kicking me out? -Out!
Hey, don't push me! Enough!
Enough!
I've joined the National Body Building Championship thrice!
Look at my bulging arms, my biceps, my broad chest, and my triceps
Why are you laughing? Take a good look.
Why are you laughing?
Why are you humiliating me?
Listen, don't be deceived as I'm fasting today.
Listen up. Listen up...
Keep quiet!
No stones, please!
Why are you picking up stones? That's cheating.
Don't behave like a child.
I'm going. Keep it down.
Why are you singing?
Anthony Gonsalves still hasn't shown up.
You drove him out?
You fool, that was my idea.
He was a phony.
You're an expert at ruining hairstyles and brilliant plans.
Go get him. Go get him now.
It's hot.
Do you want a partner? Oh, partner
Do you want a partner?
Love me, love me say
-Hey! Get lost. -Come with me.
Get away!
My father-in-law always tells me to stand up on my two feet,
but in this state, I will not be able to sit all my life.
-Hey! Give me one. -Give me one first.
You are still here? I'll give you one tight...
-Give it to me. -Get lost! Will you not go?
Fine, I'm going. But do make up your mind.
-He just refuses to leave me alone. -I'm going.
I wonder what he's going to prick me with this time.
No. I'm going.
Stop or I'll smash you.
You shut up! Sorry, not you.
Move to the left. Sorry, to the right.
-Leave me -Bend down. Go back.
-Lucky! To be... -Get aside, unlucky!
What?
Should I? Hello?
-Hello boss! You've sent him? -I don't have a boss, okay?
Shut up! No, not you, boss.
Okay, boss, I'm on my way.
-No, he's mine! -One minute.
Do one thing. Hold this.
Have a cold drink and chill! Let's go.
Good morning, Goa! I am Anthony Gonsalves and you are?
-Ekta. -Ekta!
Call me once
And I'll come running to you
Please come in.
This is a nice play to stay.
So tell me, why did you call me home?
I just wanted to confirm
that my husband Gopal was with you last Friday night.
Why ask me? Ask your husband.
What did he say?
He said he was with you.
You're unbelievable!
Why would you believe a stranger over your husband?
Are you sure you want to discuss personal matters
in front of your servant?
-He's Lucky. -For whom?
-He's my brother. -I see.
Mr. Anthony, Gopal and you...
-Actually... -Actually, you have a disorder
of becoming overly suspicious.
If someone praises you, you call it hard work.
But God forbid if someone praises your husband, you get suspicious.
If you come home late, you call it bad luck.
But if your husband comes late, you get suspicious.
It doesn't matter if he loves you, you say that you deserve it.
But God forbid if he says hello to another woman,
you get suspicious.
Distrust! What the...
Many families have been destroyed thanks to suspicious wives like you.
Just like the virus of suspicion has destroyed your sensibilities.
That's why I say, what the...
-Anthony, my friend! -Gopal, my friend!
-Whether it's a Monday or a Tuesday... -Wednesday or a Thursday...
-Friday or a Saturday, come hug me. -Come hug me.
What was that?
We always greet each other like this, ever since school days.
What brings you here?
Don't ask.
-Tell me. -Well...
No, forget it. I'm embarrassed to talk about it.
Did you do something stupid?
Forget it, Gopal. It's all sorted out now.
Come on, tell me!
Actually...
Sister-in-law wanted to meet me.
I'm glad her suspicion has been finally put to rest.
Suspicion?
She wanted to cross-check whether you were with me on Friday night.
Gopal, please don't be mad at her.
-Actually, Gopal, I was... -Shut up!
Now, I'll talk and you'll listen.
Three years ago, I met you.
I started loving you.
I was smitten like a Shakespeare in Love
because Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam.
But Juliet never took her Romeo seriously.
She thought he was just a Casanova, a flirt of the first order.
Your suspicious nature assumed new heights
and our dream of happily ever after shattered forever.
Ekta, you've scarred me for life!
-Your love sank like the Titanic... -Shut up!
Don't rub it in.
At least, I have a true friend, if not a true lover.
-Enough, Gopal! -Anthony!
-I'm sorry, Gopal, I doubted you. -Leave me alone.
-Sister-in-law... -Sister-in-law, I am sorry.
Sister-in-law, listen. Sister-in-law.
Doubt...
-What the... -Puck!
I feel sorry for the courier guy.
He must have gone crazy trying to locate the address.
Machhi Talao!
Dockyard Lane!
Opposite Prawns Corner!
-Excuse me. -Yes?
-Which one is Anthony Gonsalves' house? -There are many Anthony's in this place.
One is a priest, the other is a tea-seller,
and another who's a phony. Which Anthony are you looking for?
He is Ekta's...
-Oh, I see! It's a love affair. -Yes.
Then it must be the phony Anthony.
He lives in that room over there.
Who is it? Courier? Vichare. Oh, god.
-Anthony Gonsalves? -Yes, I am Anthony Gonsalves.
Your courier.
A courier for this idiot?
"I'm Ekta, your friend Gopal's wife."
Gopal? Ekta?
"Gopal praises you a lot.
I need to meet you urgently in secret." Why, man?
"So, could you please come over if you don't mind?
But please come during the day between 9:00 to 6:00 p.m.
when my husband leaves for work."
Bravo, Anthony! Nowadays, husbands have started
to praise you to their wives.
-I wouldn't bet on it. -Get lost!
Ekta, I'm coming, sweetheart.
I wonder what you look like.
But I'm sure you're much better than this antique furniture!
-Whose letter is it? -A friend's.
-Which friend? -Ekta.
A girl? Who is this Ekta?
No, a boy!
A friend who is dead. I just got the news.
I'll have to go.
I'll have to carefully lay him in his coffin
and strew flower petals all over him.
I'll have to go.
Has his friend died or rose from the dead?
I'll have to go.
Oh, my god!
So this is what the matter is.
You bloody swine!
You better watch out what Julie will do.
Houseboy!
Is Ekta there?
Tell her Anthony's' wife, Julie, is here to see her.
First, you drove Anthony away.And now, his wife!
She was part of the plan, you fool!
She was the phony wifeof phony Anthony Gonsalves!
Girl?
Where is she?
Hats off to you, boss.
What a colorful life you lead.
You're gutsy to invite a women over.
She's a great catch.
That's true, except that I didn't invite her.
Did you call her?
Is she your wife?
My wife?
What nonsense!
My granddad was the last to tie the knot in my family.
Fine.
Yes?
I'm Julie, wife of Anthony Gonsalves.
Boss.
She's your wife, Anthony.
Boss, she's Anthony's wife. I'm Laxman, remember?
So, you're the one who is having an affair with my husband.
He's a moron.
But what happened to you?
How come you fell for a moron?
You're getting it all wrong.
I called him home for a personal matter.
Was it so personal that you asked him to come
only when your husband was away?
Stop it! Let's call your husband.
That should stop the confusion.
He is in the bedroom with my husband.
What?
He's in the bedroom with your husband?
Disgusting!
I didn't know he swings both ways.
Anthony!
You wife is here to see you.
Please ask her to leave.
She horribly misunderstood everything. She is talking about divorce.
Please tell her that there is nothing cooking
between my husband and you.
Boss, help!
Ekta!
Ekta! You wanted to watch Ghar Ghar Ki Kahani.
What nonsense?
His wife is about to divorce him and you...
-Get aside! -Ekta, please don't bother.
She's just as suspicious as you are. You must be twin sisters.
That's why he always says...
-Distrust, what the.... -Puck!
Where are you hiding, you stinking pig?
Two days! Just two days!
I'll drag you to court and divorce you.
-Don't. I'll divorce you. -Face your problem, you bloody...
I will, I will, I will.
-You're divorcing her! -Come down.
-What are you saying? -That's it.
I will divorce you, divorce you, divorce you.
-You pig! You swine! -You...
-Excuse me, just two minutes. -Let me show you...
I swear...
Wait. Wait. I'll come and get you.
You're getting it all wrong.
Julie, listen!
You fool! Were you trying to save me or kill me?
-What happened, boss? -Anthony's wife was here.
So?
That also means Anthony will come here.
Hey, you! Go and tell Ekta that her Adam is here.
I'm Anthony Gonsalves, man!
Come on, houseboy!
What is this?
Is he the one?
Disgusting!
That...
You're scared of him?
He wasn't around, was he?
-You handle him. -Of course.
Hey, Cobra-man! You're seriously scary, man!
Get out, you douchebag!
I can't believe you're scared of this joker!
Oh, no! Anthony got angry. Hey, do you want some milk?
What are you doing?
Hey! Calm down, buddy.
You're here to see Ekta, aren't you?
Life is set, buddy. She's so hot!
She has big brown eyes!
She has a slender waistline!
-And she has a sexy figure! -It is hotter!
She's like a heater on a cold winter's day.
Hot actress Kareena Kapoor pales in comparison to her.
Ekta, I'm definitely coming.
But how do you know
that she's a bombshell?
That's because she's my wife, you fool!
Tell me, will you ever show me your face again?
Never. If you ask me, I will never look at my own face.
Good.
Will you ever hit on someone else's wife?
If you ask me, I will not hit on my own wife.
Good.
Why are you laughing, you idiot?
Gopal!
Hey, the dumb guy spoke.
Yes.
Will you ever say again that your name is Anthony?
Anthony? Who is he? Where is he from?
I'm Atmaram.
Atmaram.
-Atmaram. -May your soul rest in peace.
Atmaram, Atmaram...
Here's your appointment letter.
-Thanks a ton, boss! -It's okay.
But why are you smiling so much?
Did you just remember Anthony's shock therapy?
No, I just remembered your disastrous butt therapy.
Anything for the job, boss.
At least this will help me to settle down.
She'll be very happy.
How long have you been seeing each other?
Two years.
She's a very simple girl, unlike the girls of today.
You know what I mean, right?
First meeting at the yacht and...
I will leave, boss.
-Meera is waiting for me. -Meera?
Yes, she lives up to the name of the Indian saint, Meera.
Laxman!
It's 60,000 rupees.
That's Meera.
-She's so hot. -You cannot lust over her.
She's solely my property.
Pay me.
Meera!
Meera! Meera!
Aa for Amlapuro
-Oh, my god! -O for Aahapuro
You got the appointment letter.
It's not just an appointment letter. It's a marriage certificate.
-Oh, my god! My family will be so happy. -Meera.
Mom, Dad, Chinappa, Sonappa, Ponappa...
-I only have Dad and Mom. -Oh, gosh!
And do you know Mr. Tiruchipalli Radha Krishna lyer?
-You mean that kid? -Yes.
And my favorite, great-great-grandfather, Bala.
I know Bala.
Yes. Bala.
-I wanted to ask you. -Yes?
I hope you didn't do any fraud to get this job.
Me, do fraud?
-Don't utter another word. -Sorry, Laxman. I'm sorry, baby.
-Now we will get married soon. -Forget it and give me a hug.
Oh, baby!
Meera, after all I've done,
how was I able to get my hands on a hot property like you?
-Sir, I've brought the report. -What?
But I never went to the doctor.
No, sir, the dead body at Blue Cross Street
-was that of Subodh Behra. -Okay.
He had a personal enemy.
He used to annoy people by sending countless text messages.
Hence, the killer chopped off his fingers.
Sir, I have a very good news.
-You will jump with joy upon hearing it. -Are you serious?
The guy who was murdered
was threatened by none other than Gopal.
Gopal?
Gopal.
Make way! Make way!
Watch what I will do, Gopal.
What are you cooking?
Fish curry, your favorite.
Wow!
Gopal, what's the matter?
You seem to be in a romantic mood today.
I became a romantic the first time I saw you.
Do you remember our first meeting
at your granddad's funeral?
You were looking very beautiful in a white dress.
Our second meeting was at a TV showroom.
I was there to buy a 24-inch Plasma TV.
Even you were looking very smart that day.
When you took off your glasses...
I just couldn't take my eyes off you.
And then both of us were afflicted with conjunctivitis
for the next four days.
Your eyes turned so red.
And do you remember how you followed me to Mumbai?
We spent the night on the roof of my car.
Our hearts were flooded with love and happiness.
Of course! The entire city was flooded that day.
It was the 26th of July.
Do you remember the film we went for the next day?
It was our first comedy film.
How can I forget Bawariya? It was so funny.
I remember how you were ogling at the hero when he took off his towel.
Ekta, you're doubting me again!
Nobody can come between us.
It's a different matter when your dad thought it was necessary
to send this "silent film" on our first anniversary.
Your family is the same. They sent her for a "special appearance."
But the bottom line is, "We lived happily ever after."
The story doesn't end here, my friend.
You came back again?
I'm back, not as your brother-in-law, but as a daredevil police inspector.
I'm investigating about the night you'd gone missing
because a murder took place that night.
It was the night when I was here.
On that ominous night, a dead body was found
on Blue Cross Street.
Do you know whose dead body it was, Mr. Gopal?
Subodh's!
His murder took place the night
before which you threatened to kill him.
-You're gone. -No.
-What? -Gopal is innocent.
-You should stop suspecting Gopal. -Why?
Yes, Mads.
That night, Gopal was with his friend, Anthony Gonsalves.
From where did this Anthony Gonsalves come from?
At our place! Stop doubting my husband and get out.
-Get out! -Out!
Why does he open his mouth when he's dumb?
Send Anthony Gonsalves over to the police station.
I have to take down his statement. Understood?
Inspector Madhav?
You burnt a bamboo tree. Your lies are taller than your height.
-I told you the truth now, didn't I? -But why did you lie to me earlier?
Mummy!
That was for the lie you told me earlier that certified you as a liar.
Bloody liar!
I hate liars!
And you told me one lie after the other!
-You... -Run.
Hey! What are you doing? I don't know him. I don't know him.
-I hate liars! -Save me!
-Who are you? -I... I... Who am I?
Anthony Talpade!
Anthony Gonsalves.
-Did Gopal send you? -Gopal!
-Pinky! -Yes, sir!
-Take his statement. -Come.
Liars never go unpunished from my station.
What have I done?
-Who is talking to you? -Come on!
Get out! Take him away.
Put that here.
How dare you move!
First, I'll chop off your hands and then hack your legs and later...
Boss, I've given a false statement, but I'm petrified.
Because no sooner does one problem ends, then a new one emerges.
Don't worry, my friend. Don't be so scared.
We'll handle Madhav just as we handled Ekta.
Nothing will happen.
What are you looking at, man?
She's way out of your league.
She's Miss Congeniality, while you're silent.
Hi!
Excuse me!
Hell! She's hitting on him.
Nowadays, even phones without ring tones are in demand.
-Yes. Go, talk to her. -Yes.
Open what?
Fine, I understand.
Come, let's ruin his day. let's make his day.
-Excuse me, may I? -Please.
Thank you.
I'm Gopal Kumar Santoshi.
I'm Anthony. Lakshman Prasad Apte.
And he's Lucky. He doesn't have a surname.
What a unique name, isn't it, boss? Daisy Daisy.
It's possible.
If we get Lara Dutta married to Brian Lara,
then what will her name be?
Lara Dutta... Brian Lara... Lara Lara!
Exactly!
-But I hope you aren't married. -No.
Good! I'm Lucky's younger brother.
-He started flirting. -I'm the soul of Golden Fisheries.
I love sunsets and I practise power yoga.
I'm a bit of an introvert, but I like good company and...
Sorry, could you repeat what you just said?
He said that he loves watching sunsets with his wife.
-He's married. -I see!
Lucky, why are you so quiet? Say something.
-Say something! Say something! -Say something!
"Na na nee na no"?
Actually, the poor fellow...
He's saying that Nana Patekar gave a Nano car to his grandma.
He gave a Nano to his grandma.
He's a hairstylist, so he trims everything he says.
How sweet, Lucky!
I was saying...
Daisy Daisy, he's saying something.
Hey, turn around!
Why are you standing behind me? Come to the front.
How will I understand you if I can't read your lips?
I'm deaf.
Deaf.
Who said that love is blind?
Love is dumb and love is deaf.
If the movie Black Return is remade, their casting has been confirmed.
What are you doing? What are you doing? Leave him! Stop!
What are you doing? Let go!
What are you doing?
Just a moment!
My phone is ringing!
My phone is ringing! Hang on!
Hello! Yes, Meera.
-I'm coming. I'm coming. -I got screwed!
Boss, Meera is waiting for me at the mall.
I'm leaving. Bye.
I'm leaving too.
-Baby! -Baby!
-Good news! -Good news?
No, not that.
Mom, Dad, Sonappa, and Chinappa all have agreed to our marriage.
-Really? -Yes!
-We're in a shopping mall. Listen! -Yes.
They've fixed the wedding on 14th February, Valentine's Day!
-Really? -Yes.
And exactly nine months later, 14th November, Children's Day,
there'll be a junior Lakshman playing on your lap.
-If we have a baby girl... -Tell me.
-We'll name her Sridevi. -What if it's a boy?
We'll call him Rajnikanth Lakshman.
Let's find a corner to do the deed.
-In a mall? -Yes! Come this way.
Sister-in-law, how's this jacket?
Esha, did you see that?
-How's this? -Yes, baby. It's very nice.
Anthony Gonsalves?
-Very nice. -Behave yourself!
-Look how he's sticking to her. -How romantic!
That's why these malls have become so popular!
Idiot!
Do you know who he's hugging?
It must be his wife.
She's not his wife.
Julie is his wife.
You weren't around when she came home the other day.
Baby, aren't these the same shoes with which you hit me?
-Esha... -Yes, baby.
Anthony turned out to be of a loose character.
I have a strong feeling Gopal and him are making fools of us.
What do you mean?
They both were cheating on their wives that night.
He lied to Julie while Gopal lied to me.
They both were together.
But how do we make sure?
By going to Machhi Lake, Dockyard Lane, Prawns Corner!
Excuse me, where does Anthony stay?
Top floor.
This rascal has hit the jackpot!
-Julie... -Gosh!
What kind of a woman are you?
You're so frustrated that you stalked my husband till here?
Hey! Mind your language.
We're not like your husband.
Yes, your husband is having an affair.
I'm 100% sure that our husbands
-are cheating on us. -Oh, gosh!
I just came here to know what exactly happened that night.
Is it so? Wait a minute, I'll call him.
Anthony, come out!
Why are you standing here? Call your boss.
What kind of a servant is he? Julie?
He's not my servant.
This rotten banana peel is my husband.
Are you Anthony?
Will you ever tell anybody that you're Anthony?
Atmaram, Atmaram...
How many times do I have to tell this? Who is Anthony? Where is Anthony?
I'm Atmaram. Atmaram.
-You! -Just a moment, Julie.
Why are you forcing your servant to pose as your husband?
I swear by Jesus Christ! He's my husband, Anthony Gonsalves.
I'm Anthony Gonsalves!
When I tell the truth, I get thrashed.
When I lie, I get thrashed.
I am the one. Do whatever you want.
My death is inevitable. I'm Anthony Gonsalves!
Do whatever you want.
Anthony, this is what happens when you mess around with women.
Is it? But Richard, I didn't get hurt at all.
-You didn't get hurt? -Not at all. Not at all!
That's strange!
Esha, if he is Anthony, then who was he?
Laxman, Thiruvananthapuram's Parliament Member
and Subhramaniam have both asked for my daughter's hand for marriage.
But Meera likes only you.
And now you even have a respectable job.
I'm very happy.
You both look as if you're made for each other.
Just like Lord Shiva and his wife, Goddess Parvati.
Lakshman, what are you waiting for? Feed her some sweets.
She has yet to apply henna on her hands.
Oh, god!
-Sweet, eat it. -Oh, god!
Anthony Gonsalves?
Where are you taking him?
-Very much.... -You want to get married, do you?
-Listen to me. -Come, I'll get you married in prison.
Get in!
Why are you people are shocked?
Come on, bid farewell to the groom.
I know it must be weird
to see a police van instead of a palanquin
and bid adieu to the groom instead of the bride!
Nothing to worry, relax!
What happened, Mother?
-But what crime have I committed? -Nothing.
Your name is Anthony Gonsalves, right?
Anthony is here. Amar and Akbar will follow,
and soon we'll get to watch a movie together. Excellent!
Mom! Dad! Chinappa! Lakshman, what have you done?
I haven't done anything. Save me!
Don't leave me at his mercy.
Boss, my engagement will break.
Why are you crying?
Do you want to partner? Oh, partner!
-Love me, love me say... -Boss! Get lost.
Gopal, you threatened to kill Subodh, the texting freak.
And then, you went missing on the night of his murder.
On top of that, you introduced your real wife to the phony Anthony.
And made the phony Anthony give a phony statement.
You're great, man!
And the funniest part is that this case has come to the cop
who is your greatest enemy. Me!
In short, you're dead.
How sad!
Boss, we are all in trouble because of your philandering nature.
Shut up!
-Get lost! -I have to kiss you.
-It's an order. Kiss me. -Get lost.
Madhav, the truth is that...
I rescued a woman that night.
I spent the night with her on a friend's yacht.
Who is she? Where does she live?
If we look for her, we'll find her.
Give us some time.
Okay, you have 15 minutes.
Am I a fool to let you go scot-free? Scoundrels!
Kiss him!
-Madhav... -Yes?
-Have you forgotten? -What?
Esha!
Madhav, don't put your personal life at stake
for the sake of your professional life.
Gopal, this isn't fair.
I'll give you time.
-Hey! Hey! -Let's run. Come on.
Sir, please open it.
Gopal! Just three days for the three of you.
If only we were many, we would have more time.
-I'm here, am I not? -Shut up!
If you don't find that girl in three days, then remember
that I don't love Esha as much as I hate you!
Wow! What a dialogue!
Three days!
Get out!
-Ekta... -Madhav called me and told me everything.
-Madhav, that son of a... -Madhav...
Baby, I know you're hurt.
But why do you have to leave home?
I won't let you go. You can't leave this house and go.
I'm not leaving the house. You are!
This is your baggage, not mine.
You'll sleep on the lawn till you find that girl.
How could you do this to me?
I'm your husband.
Shut up!
Find the girl in three days or this three-year long marriage...
Ekta!
Hey, come on, girls! It's party time! Let's rock.
What will you have? Come on, girl!
-Beer! -Beer!
Hey, Baljeet!
Gopal, my friend! You came at the right time.
Get ready for a high sea adventure. Come on.
Girls, booze, great fun! Hop on!
I thought your brother-in-law is a scoundrel,
but his friend is also the same.
No, thanks. I had some work with you.
Tell me, man.
I was here with a girl last Friday.
I'm looking for her. Was she here by any chance?
No. But were you here last Friday night?
No wonder everything was so messed up!
Everything was in a mess.
Messed up?
Why are you turning your face away?
Your brother-in-law indulges in cheap acts
with cheap girls and I have to bear the brunt of it!
What's the matter? What did you do with her?
Let it go, man. Thanks.
-Look at me. I said... -What's going on?
Talk to him face-to-face. Why do you always backbite?
Nothing, boss. I've got a call.
Okay, Baljeet. Enjoy yourself.
-Bye, Gopal! -Why are you sticking to him?
-Lakshman, why did they arrest you? -Meera...
Are you involved in drugsor the underworld?
-Meera... -Did you rape somebody?
Meera, I'm not alone in this.
You mean, it's a gang rape?
Gang rape? What nonsense! At least, hear me out.
I swear to God, I'm guilty...
I'm innocent.
This is the first time in our family history
that the cops ever came home.
Enough, Meera! Everybody, including you knows that I never lie.
Actually, my boss is involved in a case concerning a girl
and in the process of helping,I got involved.
But once we find that tramp, all the problems will be solved.
Trust me, baby.
Boss, you continue to amaze me!
Why didn't you ask that hussy for her name or her contact number?
You got a chance and you jumped the gun.
What is it?
"Women's Day Celebration at Central Mall.
A 70% discount on all products.
A 70% discount!
That means your hussy will surely go there.
-But it's exclusively for women. No men. -No men?
No! No!
She's nowhere to be seen.
-Shall we check upstairs? -Let's go.
Excuse me! Thank you. Which floor?
-Lift! -Stop!
I'm so sorry Gopal turned out to be a complete nymphomaniac.
If he doesn't find that girl, will you kick him out of the house?
Exactly! He deserves it.
Will you throw me out, too?
Of course not, silly!
-You'll stay with me. -Thank you, sister-in-law.
You're so sweet. He should be ashamed of himself.
I'm ashamed to call him my brother.
How sad! It will be fine, okay?
Sister-in-law!
Shut him up!
Please excuse my friend. She's made in China. Luck...
-Lucy Liu. -Lucy Liu!
Westside must be to your west!
You're right. Sister-in-law, she's so intelligent.
Thank you.
-Okay, thanks. -Thank you.
My sister is bitching about me!
I'll give her...
Ekta, you dropped your mobile.
That was Gopal's voice.
Yes, that was Gopal's voice!
Gopal! Oh, my god!
-Gopal's voice! -Oh, my god! I want Gopal.
I want Gopal, Mom!
Gopal knows them too?
What the hell! Brother is so shameless.
He knows them too!
Come on!
Mom, I want Gopal! Where's Gopal, Mom? Tell me, please.
What happened?
How will you do it here?
We'll have to go to the ladies washroom.
Boss! Boss!
Boss, my girlfriend is here!
When my wife didn't recognize me, how can your girl recognize you?
Let's go.
-Go to the men's comfort room. -No, you'll be caught. Go to the women's.
Tell him that by changing one's looks, the person's gender doesn't change.
Have some shame. If he goes to the ladies comfort room...
Go to the ladies comfort room.
-No, go to the men's comfort room. -Go on!
It seems as if it is going to have a snowfall in the mall.
-That is Madhav. -How do you know?
He has played this game earlier as well. Let's go!
That rascal!
-I think he is following us. -Excuse me!
-Gopal. -Yes?
I knew it! I knew it!
-Did you find the girl? -No.
Just two days left! Do you want to pee?
You'll be in the lockup after two days.
Why isn't it snowing here?
Boss! We just have one more night to go.
After that, we'll have to do this behind bars.
It's been two days, but your brazen, godforsaken hussy is nowhere to be found.
How will we spend the night if we don't find her?
Hey!
Gopal! Gopal! Gopal!
From the man of the house, you've become the man out of the house.
From a penthouse, you're living in a tent house.
-I'm feeling very bad, friend. -It's all because of you.
Yes, I have to take all the credits.
Never mind.
So, did you find your girl?
Not yet? Shall I meet my girl, then?
-You... Leave me! -No!
I know that she's your sister, but I can't let go of such an opportunity.
-She's my sister! -Stop you!
It's time for a romantic song with violence! Whoa, baby!
Where will you run and go? I'll get you for this.
Baby's got a move in you Sexy and I'm feeling you
Though your body's moving Get this body jumping
Baby's got a move in you Sexy and I'm feeling you
Though your body's moving Get this body jumping
Baby's got a move in you Sexy and I'm feeling you
Though your body's moving Get this body jumping
Baby's got a move in you Sexy and I'm feeling you
Though your body's moving Get this body jumping
Say, hey, I say move to the beat
I swear, shake it, shake it, shake it
Yo, shake it all aroundDo the banging sound
Don't do it to the ground Those are feeling now
Make way
Don't mess with me or you'll be done for
Make way
Don't mess with me or you'll be done for
Come into my arms, my love
After you've confessed Your love for me to the world
Come into my arms, my love
After you've confessed Your love for me to the world
My heart is on fire The weak-hearted will perish
You're ignorant Someone please make him understand
Don't be stubborn
Listen to me carefully
I was also ignorant
And now I'm trapped in his love
Come into my arms, my love
After you've confessed Your love for me to the world
Come into my arms, my love
After you've confessed Your love for me to the world
Make way
Don't mess with me or you'll be done for
Make way
Don't mess with me or you'll be done for
Make way, make way, make way
Hey, you, make way, make way
I follow my heart, I'm not afraid to die
There's nothing you can do Once I've made up my mind
What do I say? My life is in grave danger
I'm scared, I'm sufferingAs I desire only you
Come into my arms, my love
After you've confessed Your love for me to the world
Come into my arms, my love
After you've confessed Your love for me to the world
Move it, move it
Every time I step into the club
With my girls, I could see all the boysSo I'm saying
What the fuck?
Step down, baby boy
You got to take it easyYou got to show me your love moves
If you just want to haveA good time tonight
You have no time to fight crime tonight
So if you want to be my manYou got to understand
And here is my number
Make way
Don't mess with me or you'll be done for
Make way, make way
Hey, you, make way
I won't spare you Even If it costs me my life
I've come to get you I will not leave without you
My crazy lover
How do I explain it to you?
I've lost my heart to you I'm at your mercy
Come into my arms, my love
After you've confessedYour love for me to the world
Make way
Don't mess with me or you'll be done for
Make way
Don't mess with me or you'll be done for
Make way
Don't mess with me or you'll be done for
Make way
Don't mess with me or you'll be done for
Make way
Don't mess with me or you'll be done for
Make way
Don't mess with me or you'll be done for
Make way
Don't mess with me or you'll be done for
Make way
Gopal, what happened?
You look worried.
No, sir.
Subodh Mehra's provident file is ready.
I need your signature.
Yes, drop it in my cabin.
Okay, sir.
Who do you think killed him?
He didn't hold any grudges against anybody.
Except you.
Did you...
I mean, you are the one who always fights with him.
I'm just kidding.
-Make sure you send me the file. -Yes, sir.
Yes.
-Hello! -Give it to me.
Is Lakshman there, sweetheart?
Give it to him.
Talk! No, go ahead!
Boss, type my appointment letter along with my promotion letter.
What for?
The girl with whom you sang ding-dong all night long
is sitting in front of me.
I'm calling from her house.
How did you find her?
Don't ask questions. Take down the address.
Where is she?
She is not that girl.
Hey, sweetheart!
I like you.
What are you talking about?
Have you forgotten about me?
Look at me.
I'm the same girl.
Remember, when we were walking on the street,
a few goons teased me all over.
And then, you had an action sequence with them.
You beat them black and blue, and then we went on the yacht.
I like you.
No. Have you undergone plastic surgery?
-What is he saying? -Wait, I'll explain.
No, Lakshman.
The story is correct, but the casting is wrong.
Lucky, your brother-in-law hasn't forgotten her face yet.
I'm sure she must have been unforgettable. What say, lover boy?
Boss, only you know that she is not that girl.
Madhav doesn't know that.
After she gives her statement,
your problem with Madhav will be solved.
As far as the story of one-night stand on the yacht...
She will censor all of that.
Ekta's problem will also be taken care of.
If I can pose as Anthony, why can't Munni pose as a hussy?
She charges three lakhs per customer.
Yes.
I like you.
You promised to give me only two lakhs.
-One more lakh for my makeup? -Shut up!
Boss, I was about to say two lakhs, but...
It was his idea to extort three lakhs and split the extra cash between us.
You keep the extra cash.
I refuse to be a part of your fraudulence.
It was his idea, boss.
I was only trying to bargain.
I heard that friendship is stronger than blood ties.
Blood ties don't matter.
No, boss.
-Friendship is the ultimate relationship. -I will not...
Boss.
-I will not spare you, you scoundrels! -No, boss!
Jesus, I like them. They are so cute!
Vasooli!
-Munni! -Vasooli!
Tell me, how do I look?
You're a bombshell, man!
-How is my lover? -I've gone cold without you.
Then listen to some hot news.
The money has been arranged.
-What are you saying? -The money has been arranged.
That's what I'm saying.
Tomorrow, you'll be freed from prison and then...
Then...
Underneath the blue sky, on a faraway land, we'll buy a plot
and build our house of dreams.
The interiors of the house will be done in blue.
-Ever since your eyes met mine... -What's going on?
-Nothing. Move back. Vasooli's singing. -Eyes met mine
Our eyes met
Ever since your eyes met mine
-Munni! -You sing really well.
Yes.
Wow! You all look so relaxed.
Resting, munching on apples.
Very good! Gopal, it's time for the climax of the movie.
The movie isn't over yet, my friend.
Does your movie begin after the climax?
I've found my girl.
Goddamn it! I hate it.
-Munni! -Come inside.
-Munni! Munni! -Munni! Munni!
-Hey, Munni! -Munni!
Gopal, listen to what Munni has written in this letter.
"You used me so much, but I didn't object.
You kept me like a slave, how cheap!
But I didn't object.
You have committed so many frauds in the company.
But I didn't object." Thank you.
"But after mercilessly murdering Subodh Mehra,
you want me to give false testimony that I was with you that night?
No way! I hate you, Gopal." Even I hate you.
"I'm leaving this town. Munni."
Madhav, Esha must be waiting at home.
-Are you serious? Is it? -I'm her brother.
But who wants to leave such kind of chances?
That's correct.
Had it been a little bigger, I'd have slung it around your neck.
Listen to me, Madhav! I haven't done anything.
I'm sure Subodh Mehra's murderer kidnapped Munni,
It's to point me as the suspect.
Do one thing, just say thank you to the murderer on my behalf.
I like him. Yes!
Look, Madhav, an Indian wife can never let go of her husband.
Fights and arguments comes later, a husband comes first.
She has even brought a lawyer to bail me out.
Why are you bailing him out? Ekta!
Gopal, he isn't a criminal lawyer, but a divorce lawyer.
Now it's up to you whether you do it mutually
or by fighting it in court.
A criminal case along with a divorce case.
It's buy one, and get one for free.
Indian women are great.
Ekta, I swear I didn't murder anybody.
I didn't cheat on you either.
-Thank you, Ekta. -Ekta!
You're feeling lonely, aren't you?
I'll do you a favor.
I'll get you your two cronies for you to have company.
I'm talking about you.
C Company, D Company. Which company are you working for?
-My company? -Which racket are you involved in?
Racket? I haven't even touched a tennis racket till date.
I'm telling the truth.
Tell her something.
Let it be. I'll explain.
I guess I have to tell you the truth.
Actually, it's my shameless boss and his brother-in-law, Gopal,
who has involved us in this sticky situation.
The cops suspect that he murdered someone last Friday.
Boss says that he was at Red Rhino Disco on Friday.
And when he left the place, he saw a few goons
harassing a girl on Blue Cross Street.
-And then he rescued that girl. -Yes.
And helped her and took her on a yacht at Malegaon Beach?
Yes, but how do you know all this?
Has a film been made about it?
I'm the girl your boss rescued.
-You? -Yes.
You're the one.
Why does this always happen to me?
I'm doomed.
My life is ruined.
I am ruined. My Meera!
Meera is that girl.
Why, Meera is that girl.
Meera, for god's sake, my sake and namesake,
tell me that it's a lie!
It's a lie.
It is the truth.
Why?
-You should be happy. -Yeah, right!
Because the girl who you've been looking for
is standing right in front of you.
Why should I be happy?
Am I getting married?
Meera, this means that Gopal and you...
That night on the yacht...
I'm doomed!
Tell me, in which ICU ward is your family admitted?
Book a bed for me as well.
I can't take this.
Shut up!
Just because a man and a woman spent a night together,
it doesn't mean that something happened between them.
You are doubting me?
Gopal is innocent.
I'm going to the police station to give my statement.
-One more thing... -Is it loose?
Love and trust should go hand in hand.
You shouldn't marry me if you can't trust me.
I don't want my life to be ruined like what happened to Gopal and his wife.
-Meera... -It's all because of having no trust.
Distrust, what the...
Meera... Meera...
Look, Meera, I'm really very sorry.
I made a huge mistake.
I'll never doubt you again.
I promise, sorry.
Wear this, please? Please?
Who gave you this ring? I'm kidding.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Let's go to the police station.
What are you laughing for?
Just because a man and a woman spent a night together,
it doesn't mean that something happened between them.
Hey, what are you laughing for?
She just said that a man and a woman spending a night together
doesn't imply anything vulgar.
-Stop laughing! -Stop it!
-Look at me. -What are you doing?
Nothing, darling! He takes a little time to understand things.
Look at me!
Spending the night together
doesn't mean something happened between them.
-Stop it! -Hey!
-Where's Munni? -Has your child gone missing?
Not my child, my child's mother.
I am Munni's Vasooli.
-I have returned from jail. -Munni?
We have no idea where she is.
Leave your mobile number.
I'll give you a missed call as soon as I find her.
Missed call? Mobile?
Ever since Munni became a part of your network,
she's been out of reach. Who is she?
-She's not Munni. -Leave me!
You can't do this. You can't take the law in your hands.
So, her name is Law?
Now, wait for Vasooli's verdict.
Send Munni and take your friend Law in exchange.
You don't know me, I have a gun.
Come on, Law!
What are you doing? Meera!
My mobile number is 900200001.
Don't be afraid, I'm there.
I've already said that.
Inspector!
-Inspector! -Inspector!
-Rascals! I'll shoot both of you. -Just a moment.
-We found the girl. -Which girl?
-Meera. -Who's Meera?
The one who spent the night with Gopal.
-That was Munni. -No, she was a part of our plan.
Which plan is Meera part of?
She's my girlfriend, sir.
-Enough! -Send Meera over.
Vasooli took her away.
-Who's Vasooli? -He's Munni's boyfriend.
If he's Munni's boyfriend, he should take Munni away.
Why did he take Meera?
It's because he wants Munni, sir.
-Actually... -Shut up!
He's crazy!
Mads, enough!
-Baby! -Not now!
Are you planning to put my entire family behind bars?
I want to put them in an asylum, but I've to make do with a jail.
-Enough, Mads! -Enough, Mads!
Why are you sounding like a guy?
-Mads! -Yes?
-Gopal is my brother. -How sad!
He's been so tense these days, and instead of helping him,
-you're always after him. -I'm so sorry.
-Mads, please free Gopal. -He's already free.
His MD, Mr. Sawant bailed him out.
-We should catch up with them. -Why?
Because boss has a knack for inviting trouble.
Thanks for the bail, sir.
Anytime, Gopal.
-But where are we going? -Lover's Point.
Hey! That's boss and his boss.
But why are they going to Lover's Point?
Is he like...
Poor Ekta!
She always thought that Gopal had affairs only with girls.
I have to inform Ekta.
Ekta, go to Lover's Point immediately.
You don't know what brother has done.
Hello! Vasooli, come to Lover's Point with Meera immediately!
Do you want to call up somebody?
Oh, god! This is a crazy family!
Sir, why have we come here?
I'd like to show you something before answering your question.
Come.
It's for you.
Read it.
"I, Gopal, in my complete senses, admit that I have..."
-"I've killed Subodh Mehra?" -Subodh Mehra.
"It's because he found out that I smuggle drugs.
But now I've realized my mistake
-and I'm committing suicide." -Suicide?
Are you going to commit suicide, Gopal?
Sir, I didn't write this.
But the handwriting is yours, right?
Yes, but I didn't write it, sir.
Maybe you didn't.
But how are you going to prove it after your death?
Subodh Mehra found out that Mr. Sawant exports drugs.
That is why I exported him to heaven.
You were a suspect for the murder right from day one.
In order to prove it, I kidnapped Munni and also forged this letter.
Yes! I knew it. I knew it.
Golden Fisheries smuggles drugs.
I knew it!
-I'm a super-cop. -Yes, that means Gopal is innocent.
Damn it!
Munni! Meera's passport is right here.
Vasooli's on his way here as well.
Take a look, the noose is awaiting you.
You could have opened it yourself!
Mads, let's save Gopal or he'll be hanged to death.
The problem is that I wasted all my bullets on these two.
I have a gun, but it's empty.
-What? -Sorry!
Careful!
Hurry up!
Gopal!
Wait!
Leave my husband.
He may cheat on me, but he's still my husband.
I'm so glad you came.
We were so worried.
We looked all over for you.
I'm here, lover boy.
I'm the girl you spent the night with.
-And I like him. -Hey, Munni!
It's not you! Ekta, she's the girl.
Lakshman, my friend, she's the girl!
She's the girl I spent the night with!
-Take a good look, Madhav. -It's her.
Yes, Inspector. I'm the one.
No!
How cheap! Is he your brother? He is a bloody nymphomaniac!
Gopal, now I have no reason to live.
I'm going to commit suicide.
-Ekta! -Sister-in-law!
-Where did you come from? -Ekta?
This noose isn't designed for you. Give me your hand, step down.
What are you doing? Have you gone mad?
-Please save her. -Why?
-Why? She's going to hang herself. -I asked her to leave Gopal.
-What? -But she didn't listen to me. Silly girl!
Put Gopal back on the platform.
-I didn't spend the night with them. -Sister-in-law.
Sister-in-law.
We hired one of them to play the part.
-What about the other one? -The other one...
I was with the other one, but...
You don't have an answer, do you?
Oh, god!
Baby, save her!
Wow, boss! Bad butterfly!
Gopal was with Meera as well?
Not you. I told him.
Well done, boss! You finally said the truth.
What are you blabbering? I didn't do anything.
Then why do you smile whenever I ask you about that night?
Did you see that?
That's because I have had a smiling face ever since childhood.
Shut up!
Do I look like a fool to you?
Sister-in-law, step down.
Let me hang myself.
Somebody has to die, I'll die.
Where are you going? What are you doing?
Step down, Lakshman!
I'm sorry. I'm your boss' boss.
Listen. Come down. Let Gopal hang himself.
Get lost! To hell with my boss!
-Lakshman, stop right there! -Gopal...
-Shut up, you rascal! -I'm sorry.
-Miss, please listen... -Get off, dog!
I should be the one dying for having loved a guy like you.
I tried to convince you but you doubted me.
-Give it to me, I want to die. -What are you doing?
-It will break! -Just a moment.
At least, tell them the truth before you die.
Sure. Ekta, I swear to God
nothing happened between Gopal and me that night.
-I told you! -Your husband is innocent.
But I don't know what happened between that hussy and him.
God, I'm coming.
-Get lost. -Leave.
-God, I'm coming. -Wait!
-I won't extort money, henceforth. -I can understand.
This scoundrel didn't spare your lover as well.
Go, hang yourself.
Hey! Where are you going?
Sir, I can only request you...
Law, give me that noose.
I should be the one dying.
I loved you and thought of you as my own,
but you betrayed me and called me a madman.
-No! -Oh, god!
I have no reason to live now.
Give it to me, I want to die.
The one for whom I put layers of makeup every day doubts me.
I hate you.
But I want to clarify something before I die.
Look, ma'am. I don't have an affair with your husband.
-Damn it! -Nothing happened that night.
This fellow gave me money to do the act.
You rascal!
I was always chaste, I am chaste, but I will not remain anymore
because I'm dying.
Munni, don't be so silly. You will die!
Enough!
Stop it!
Nobody move.
Fools! The cops have surrounded this place from one side.
And don't you see this?
It's a gun. I'll shoot you.
Stand straight!
This is cheating.
You told me you no longer have bullets.
Fool! Why did you have to tell them that?
You're the biggest fool.
And I'm a bigger fool to have loved you.
God, please help me!
Where are you going? I'm sorry!
-Brother, let me die. -I'm sorry.
-What are you doing? -I want to die.
How dare you make my sister cry?
-You don't have any bullets anymore. -Damn it!
-Shut up! -You all are good for nothing.
What's going on? Shut up all of you!
Somebody tell me what's going on!
-I'll go crazy. -Hang yourself!
Get up! Am I serving food here?
I asked you to tag a few men along.
Now who will handle this troop of lunatics?
He's calling us lunatics.
I've decided.
-Only one person will die. -Who?
-Me! -I will help you.
I want salvation!
-Take this. -Thank you, Gopal.
I'm coming!
Bring me down!
What are you so angry about?
Gopal is innocent, Madhav.
I may watch TV serials, but my husband isn't a serial killer.
Boss, control your anger for now.
If your sister marries a cop,
he will be able to rescue you in the future.
Come on, Mads. Shake hands with my brother.
Only then you will get my hand for marriage.
-Shake hands, sir. -Enough!
Not so high, a little lower towards the left.
-Yes! -It's okay.
Wow! How nicely you both met by God's grace.
-Sorry. -It's okay.
Sorry, Ekta. I lied to you.
You lied because I have always suspected you.
I promise I won't watch TV soaps from today.
-That's good! -Even you don't watch.
TV soaps are highly contagious.
Did you catch yesterday's episode of Saas Bahu?
Tulsi is dating some new chick.
Really? Who?
They haven't disclosed that yet.
Tonight, the big secret will be revealed.
Come on! There's still time.
What the hell was that?
Balaji!
Sawant was punished for his deeds.
As they say, "What comes around goes around."
And now, I, Babloo Pachisia, as the owner of Golden Fisheries,
it is my duty to introduce to my employees
the new managing director of the company.
Congratulations, boss. You've become the MD.
Same to you, you're going to take my place.
Of course.
A big round of applause for the new managing director.
Daddy!
Hi, baby! Hello!
Lucky is the new Managing Director and also my future son-in-law.
When lovers make up their mind, there's little Cupid can do.
Daddy!
Oh, my god! You're going to be a big man now, almost a VIP.
That's why, for your security,
Inspector Madhav will accompany you 24/7.
Gopal and Lakshman will work under you.
Down under.
Move!
He's our boss?
What a rascal!
He took the girl on the first movie, and the job on the second.
And in the third movie?
Will he be even there in the third?
Answer this!
What nonsense!
You can't kick me out of the third film
just because I played dumb in the first two.
That's not happening! Never!
I have a contract of three films.
I still quote the same price.
Rohit, this is downright injustice.
They can't do this to me.
Look, what they're doing to me.